Oh my lordy guys I haven’t been able to check social media in a while because my iPod is currently M.I.A. which is distressing but i digress HI EVERYONE HOW ARE YOU?
I AM FANTASTIC THANK YOU!
"So what’s this Christmas thing about, anyway?"
"Long story. I should know. I was there. I got the last room."
THE DOCTOR GOT THE LAST PLACE TO SLEEP IN LITERALLY ALL OF BETHLEHEM AND THAT’S WHY JESUS WAS BORN IN A BARN
YOU LITTLE SHIT